Azul y Tranquilidad, Part III: Under the sea.

I’m winding the calendar back a couple of weeks to where I’m killing time before my flight home, walking the back streets of the little neighborhood where I stayed. Little blue and green lizards are scurrying about. And chickens. And the roosters who have no sense of time. Two sandy but friendly pups come out to say hi with their little wiggle-butts, grateful for the pats on the exceptionally warm morning.

  • two dogs sitting on a sidewalk
  • tropical houses at the end of a dirt road
  • view of south west bay beach from the sidewalk

I take a dirt road which appears to go somewhere but really ends up in someone’s yard. In broken Spanglish I tell the lady sitting on her porch that I’m wandering and possibly lost but not really lost-lost. It’s a small place and there aren’t really that many roads. Everyone greets you with a smile.

I wander down to a part of the sidewalk that overlooks a corner of the beach, so I sit and let images of the undersea world dance through my brain as I look out to the sea of 7 colours.


I came down here to dive… and dive I did. I went in without expectations. Reefs across the warming planet are deteriorating and I really had no idea what to expect. Photos I’d seen of Providencia diving looked decent, but as last year’s I can’t even in Costa Rica proved, I didn’t get my hopes up.

Under the sea

I first started diving in this part of the Caribbean in the late 90s. The reefs were healthier, the massive building boom hadn’t gone into full swing yet, and the fishing industry hadn’t entirely decimated fish populations. Fast-forward a couple of decades, and while I still love to dive, it’s more and more a simultaneous feeling of gratitude and loss. The act of blowing bubbles as you explore an alien world is a privilege and an honor. Pretentious, maybe, to barge into this other world and expect a show. The corals are grayer than they used to be; the fish, fewer. But that said, it’s all thriving despite what’s being thrown at it.

There were curious reef sharks, and eels of all shapes and sizes (even a sharptail). Sandy bottoms held stingrays and garden eels, and blennies and those shy little jawfish, remodeling their holes with tiny rocks. The reefs were alive with schools of snappers and chromis. And deeper down, there were lobsters and crabs hiding in the wall, big groupers, and even some Atlantic spadefish looking regal and eerie at the same time. The usual Caribbean suspects: filefish and parrotfish and triggerfish… and some welcome sightings of cowfish (one of my favorites), trumpetfish, and an assortment of butterflyfish and hamlets, even a sighting of the masked hamlet, a species endemic to Providencia.

On a night dive, I watched a giant snapper use the light of our torches to hunt a blue tang (and amazingly eat the thing in 3 bites!). And I saw my first hammerhead, albeit a young one in fairly shallow waters.

  • Caribbean reef shark with divers in the background
  • stingray, semi-submerged
  • little squirrelfish peeking out from behind a soft coral
  • a stingray in the background with a lot of fish in the foreground
  • green moray eel upside down in a reef
  • school of fish and soft coral
  • Caribbean reef shark swimming towards the camera
  • school of fish around a tall soft coral
  • sea anemone in a coral reef
  • tall sponge on a reef
  • southern stingray in the sand
  • a lone barracuda swims on a reef
  • black & white image of atlantic spadefish
  • king crab in a coral wall
  • Caribbean reef shark swimming in the deep sea
  • masked hamlet swimming on a reef
  • two lobsters beneath a rock ledge underwater
  • Caribbean reef shark swimming over a reef
  • a porcupinefish on a reef
  • a school of silvery fish next to soft corals
  • filefish on a reef
  • caribbean reef shark swimming over a reef
  • colorful soft coral formation on a reef
  • hammerhead shark swimming in open water
  • a huge nurse shark sitting on the sandy bottom of a reef
  • bright soft coral formation
  • eyes of a stingray buried in the sandy bottom of the reef
  • sharptail eel in a coral
  • spotted moray eel in a reef
  • caribbean reef shark swimming in the reef
  • sand in a shallow reef

Part of diving is the shared feeling of exploration with your boatmates, and the awe and wonder after each dive. Every dive is magic. Every dive is a gift. You make instant connections in the dive shop, and quite often new friends that remain even after the adrenaline fades.


At the surface

I took a boat to see the land from the sea. It turned out to be a “snorkeling tour”, bouncing from bay to bay to snorkel and sight-see. We visited Fort Bay and Morgan’s Head, then rounded the top of the island, where McBean Lagoon National Park comprises the northeast part of Providencia. The mangroves by the airport, Cayo Cangrejo, and the Tres Hermanos islands are all protected by the park, and that’s what I was really keen on seeing.

Crab Caye is a tiny island ringed by a reef, so it is a snorkeler’s dream (since you aren’t allowed to dive there). There were Portuguese man-o-war sightings that day, so I opted to walk to the lookout tower at the top (said tower was blown off during the hurricane, so it was a walk to the base of the tower), then watch the snorkelers bob in the shallows as I sipped a highly-recommended fresh coconut water. From here we continued on to Tres Hermanos, which is home to a nesting colony of frigatebirds. Later in the trip, I’d ask a different boat captain to take me back there with my big girl camera to capture some shots. We snorkeled in the bay between Tres Hermanos and the mangroves (look, squid!), and looped south and finally back to South West Bay.

  • coconut with a straw being held up by a hand
  • tres hermanos island seen from the water
  • Providencia as seen from cayo cangrejo
  • sea of 7 colours with rocky view
  • wide view of 'sea of 7 colors'
  • view from top of cayo cangrejo out to the sea
  • view of providencia island from top of cayo cangrejo
  • west side of Providencia as seen from the water with volcanic hills.
  • tropical island seen from the water. cliffs and palm trees can be seen.
  • tropical island seen from the water. cliffs and palm trees can be seen.
  • north of providencia seen, with boats in the harbor
  • view of east side of providencia from the sea
  • view of the south-eastern side of providencia from the sea with volcanic hills in the background

Even though the snorkeling was decidedly “meh” on my tour, the boat ride was super-nice. And so, on the recommendation of one of our divemasters (everyone knows everyone here), I found a guy with a boat who could take me back to Tres Hermanos to do some frigateography.

We ventured as far as we could into the mangrove lagoon before it got too shallow and we had to pole it out of there. Much of the mangroves were destroyed in the hurricane, but they’ve made a huge effort to protect and tag the fledgling mangrove trees. They’ll be back! After the mangrove adventure, we spent quite a bit of time slowly circling one of los hermanos, the island that the frigatebirds call home.

The magnificent frigatebird, as I stated in an earlier post, looks (and acts) like a cross between a seagull and a vulture. First of all, they are enormous, with a wingspan of up to 2-1/2 metres (nearly 8’!). Second, they nest communally, and very close to the water, so their nests look like a frenzy of black and white and red feathers. The sky looks like a swirl of small aircraft. The males have this wattle that they expand as a mating ritual, and the females (smaller and way less showy) have a white head and throat. I could have stayed out there for hours just watching the frenzy but feared the captain would get bored out of his mind! While they will fish for their own food, frigatebirds prefer to steal what they can from fishermen and other waterbirds, and they are considered “kleptoparasites” in the scientific world: they pester other birds until they give up their prey.

  • frigatebird in flight with stick in its mouth
  • frigatebirds in flight with male displaying his red throat
  • frigatebird in flight
  • frigatebirds in flight
  • frigatebirds circling above a tropical island
  • frigatebirds nesting with males and females seen
  • frigatebirds nesting with
  • male juvenile frigatebird taking off from nest
  • male frigatebird returning to nest
  • frigatebirds in the nest with male displaying red mating colors

Sure, on paper the magnificent frigatebird is kind of a disgusting jerk; but I was mesmerized watching them interact on their island home nonetheless.


As I sat there on the sidewalk that looked out over the beach, frigatebirds and sharks and little magic moments swirled in my mind. A little while later, a lady on a motorbike drove by and stopped to sell home-made ice pops from the cooler on the back. A little while after that, after saying goodbye to the guys at the dive shop and my new diver friends, I stopped by the little blue bakery to get some banana bread for the trip home.

"I heart sw bay" sign overlooking the sea

I’m finishing this post after a fresh foot of snow has fallen back at home, and I’m wondering whether I should have just chucked it all and stayed. But I also think that the stories and the feeling of a place remain with you. And it’s these that will warm me in the cold winter months ahead.

I’m already at work on the next adventure, as any girl with a wandering spirit must be. So here’s to sunny days, wide-winged birds, and a large dose of natural wonder and undersea magic!

🤿🐡🪸🐟 Many thanks to the island of Providencia for having me and to the amazing team at Sirius Dive Shop for making every dive an experience to remember. 🐠🫧🪸🦈🏴‍☠

Azul y Tranquilidad, Part II: A Sort of Déjà-vu

I’m finalising this post on a frigid night in New England, looking out my window to 2 feet of fresh-fallen snow. So I’m writing with a slightly ironic bent about time travel and other worlds and feelings of fernweh and reentry, all simultaneously.


The day I touched down in Bogotá, the wackadoodle leadership of the country that issues my blue-bound passport kidnapped the president of Venezuela and was making googly eyes at Colombia. To be honest, I had zero idea how this trip was going to play out.

See Azul y Tranquilidad, Part I: Transport and Arrival. It ended up being fine… almost too fine – as if everyone around me was also on holiday and couldn’t be bothered to worry about the intercontinental political chaos playing out in the seas and land not so far away. I was here to partially shower off the emotional overload of the past months, and overdose on my much-needed vitamin sea. The ocean cures all.

Vacation mode activated!

So here I was, on a tiny dot in the middle of the Caribbean, an island surrounded by a barrier reef and a sea so sparkly that it over-earns its nickname of The Sea of Seven Colours. [Note: this BBC article was written about a month before Iota, a cat-5 hurricane, flattened Providencia. They are still rebuilding 5 years later.]

Rather than describe a series of days that acquired a comfortable tempo of sameness (wake-up, brekkie, diving, surface interval, more diving, banana bread, hammock, nap, wandering, dinner, sleep), I want to write about the feeling of the place. The déjà-vu spidey-sense I had from the moment I stepped off the San Andrés to Providencia plane and walked across the humid tarmac into the little island airport.

  • View out of a propellor plane window of an island with a bridge surrounded by bright blue water.
  • view out the window of a propellor plane and clouds
  • view of a small tropical airport with a green hill in the background

Déjà-vu.

I went to Belize for the first time in 1999. It was a few months after Hurricane Mitch had wrecked parts of Ambergris Caye, so I saw it before the rebuilding and the international tourists wreaked their storm surge on the island. Don’t mess with natural nature, an old Belizean said to me one late night, Belikin in hand, around a fire on the beach. After that first visit, I made a lot of trips to Belize and other parts of Central America. My Spanish was better back then, but that quote floats back to me a lot.

Arrival in Providencia felt like that time and place. The air was salty and warm, like a seaweed-infused hug. Frigatebirds circled in a brilliant blue sky. Motor scooters zoomed by. Palm leaves swayed in the sea breeze. As the taxi shuttled me towards the town of South West Bay (if a 15-sq km place is big enough for “towns”), I noted the lots still roped off and the houses and hotels still semi-smashed from Iota who visited Providencia in Nov of 2020 just as they were just recovering from Covid.

It felt like I needed to write about this place as a string of anecdotes and impressions rather than a rundown of experiences.


Colombian coffee and petrichor.

I don’t drink coffee, but the wonderful guest house I stayed at [South West Bay Cabañas] made a perfectly simple breakfast every morning, complete with a pot of freshly-brewed Colombian coffee and a side of steamed milk. I mean, how could one not indulge. The hotel was simple but comfortable and it didn’t even occur to me that my room didn’t have TV or cable until I re-read their website… apparently if you want that, you book a fancier room on the 2nd floor. But the hammock on my veranda, their resident iguanas, and the constant birdsong (hello, bananaquit!) helped me settle into a routine of afternoon siestas and walks to and from the dive shop on South West Beach. The accommodation was “just enough” and just what I needed… well, after I remembered that it’s hard to find a hot water tap in this part of the world, and that showers are best taken in the late afternoon to give the sun god time to warm up the rainwater in the basin.

  • iguana on the grass with a cabana in the background
  • iguana in the grass
  • back view of an iguana
  • view of palm trees from a veranda
  • bananaquit bird in a tree

And it rained, almost daily: those fierce tropical showers that last for 20 minutes and leave the air feeling thoroughly laundered and the greenery greener, depositing in its wake a rainforest-y petrichor that permeates the senses.

I took a walk one afternoon to see what I could find. About 7 minutes into my walk, the giant drops started to fall. “¡Ven aquí!” “Come up!” I heard shouted from a house. A little man invited me to his porch to sit with him and his family while we watched the rain come down. We watched the drops land as small water balloons. We looked at iguanas in the trees across the way. Wafts of spice emanated from the little kitchen. He told me stories about how the family hid in the bathroom for 12 hours while the hurricane blew the house down around them.

  • colorful bus stop in providencia with a manta ray roof
  • save our beach sign with a beach in the background
  • tropical houses
  • air plant in a tree
  • colorful artwork surrounding a tree at Bottom House, Providencia
  • white-headed pigeon in a tree

Exploring a pirate island.

Santa Catalina is a small island offshoot on the north end of Providencia. You can only get there by foot, over the “lovers bridge”, which welcomes you to the island with a colorful pirate greeting. Privateer Henry Morgan (THE Captain Morgan) was said to have used Santa Catalina as a hideaway, and some even believe that a portion of his treasure is still hidden there. So I took a day and wandered from Providencia’s “downtown”, through the remnant holiday decorations, and over the bridge to Santa Catalina. After a short walk along the water, you go up a steep staircase to a viewpoint with some cannons that date back to the 1600s and the pirates who occupied the island. Is the loot buried up here? Another staircase takes you down to Fort Beach and a view out to Morgan’s Head, a rock formation named for Santa Catalina’s illustrious buccaneer. I would end up snorkeling in these waters a few days later, getting views from all sides. It was quiet and lush…as I looked out across the water from next to a cannon, a pirate voice rumbled in my head, “arrr…that’s a great view!”

  • colorful entrance to Santa Catalina island
  • christmas decorations on Providencia
  • view of a bay in santa catalina island
  • view of fort bay in santa catalina
  • old mosaic map of the caribbean
  • view of morgan's head
  • view of santa catalina and the footbridge from providencia
  • view of santa catalina from the end of the footbridge at providencia

Where the birds go in winter.

On the walk where I got caught in the rain, I ended up taking a path that led behind a school and to a cove where fishermen tie up their boats for the evening. The last fisherman was throwing some fish guts for the frigatebirds to snack on. In the fray, I spotted some locals. By locals, I mean my locals: semipalmated plovers and sanderlings and ruddy turnstones. I stayed in that cove for a while, like bird paparazzi, and watched the frigatebirds and shorebirds mix and mingle. Frigatebirds are like a cross between a seagull and a vulture, with neck wattles that expand like balloons to impress the ladies during courtship rituals. So of course I was mesmerized…I mean, who wouldn’t be? The day turned into a bird-watching adventure… I logged some new birds, took too many photos, and fulfilled some of my bird-geek needs for the week. There were even a couple of our warblers there, like me, to warm their feathers.

  • colorful artwork surrounding a tree at Bottom House, Providencia
  • white-headed pigeon in a tree
  • chicken and chick
  • semipalmated plover and ruddy turnstone on a beach
  • sandpiper on a beach
  • semipalmated plover and ruddy turnstone on a boat
  • spotted sandpiper picking at fish entrails on a beach
  • a group of ruddy turnstones on a boat
  • a small island off Providencia
  • sanderling on a boat rail
  • view of boats in a bay
  • close up of a frigatebird
  • frigatebird with food in its mouth over the water
  • frigatebird with food in its mouth over the water with an island in the background
  • 2 frigatebirds trying to steal food from another one
  • 2 frigatebirds trying to steal food from another
  • 2 frigatebirds trying to steal food from another
  • frigatebird flying over a beach with boats in the background
  • birds on a colorful boat
  • small cove with boats and an island in the background
  • air plant in a tree

And the best food is…

There’s a lady who sets up an empanada stand on the little road that goes up to the little supermarket, off the (only slightly less-little) road that goes down to the beach. The stand opens at some point in the late afternoon each day and closes when all of her goodies are gone. She sells empanadas filled with langosta (lobster), cangrejo (crab), pescado (fish), and sometimes pollo (chicken) as well as these little croquetas (fish balls). I stumbled upon her stand one evening, half-way into my trip and ended up eating her empanadas for dinner 3x in a week! And when I mentioned her stand to one of the divemasters at the dive shop, opining that she sells maybe the best empanadas on the planet, all he said back was, oh yeah. It’s funny when you discover a local gem that the locals (or guidebooks) didn’t even have to recommend.


I was on a mission to find a favorite ceviche de caracol (conch ceviche) while I was there. Even though I only tried 4 different iterations (every chef has their own twist on the classic), there was a hands-down winner: the “first restaurant on the beach” at South West Beach. They add a little tomato paste, and what tastes like tamarind, to make it unique. Of course I need to try to recreate it at home (though will probably try with shrimp!).

  • ceviche de caracol in a colorful dish with fried plantains
  • bakery on a providencia street
  • the empanada lady standing with her cart

Every meal or snack felt like fiction: The empanadas. The coconut ice pop from a cooler on the back of a lady’s motor scooter. The ceviche. A coconut lemonade while watching the sunset. The banana bread from the panadería on the road to South West Beach…hot from the oven and served in tin foil, which keeps it warm an hour later. If there were awards given for simple, pure, magical food, the empanadas and banana bread would win the gold.


I went to Providencia seeking escape from the cold and immersion in the warm…in culture and water and food and welcome. It worked…and I could go back tomorrow.

I’m going to save the waterplay for Part III, as I’m still curating photos.

Southeast Asia, Part IV: Entering Myanmar Proper

I’ve connected with a friend-of-a-friend who is a certified tour guide in Myanmar. She’s going to show me as much of the city as we (read: I) can absorb in 24 hours, before I continue on to Inle Lake and Bagan. There are 3 imperatives on the list: 19th Street (Chinatown), Shwedagon Pagoda for sunrise, and the Rangoon Tea House.

The taxi drops a nitrogen-weary mermaid at her hotel in Yangon, and it’s like night-and-day to the Bates-esque experience of the previous night. I check into the Yuzana Garden Hotel (which I’ve booked online for maybe $5 more than what I’ve just paid in Kawthaung) and feel like I’m walking into a renovated palace with its 15-foot ceilings and wood and marble finishes.

N.B. For this trip, my hotels average ~$25USD per night, and this one (very much in the price range, thanks to Agoda) is by far the snazziest!

After getting settled, we head out on foot to wander the streets of Yangon, not aimlessly, but since it’s later than anticipated, the anticipated market is closing for the evening so we walk past one of the city’s “Christmas in Yangon” stages that have been set up for tonight’s celebrations.

I say a private Happy Birthday Dad and we walk on, then jump in a cab and arrive in Chinatown for a beer and Yangonese BBQ on 19th Street, which, I’m told, has become one of the only decent places for young people to hang out together in this city. And so it seems: the street is bustling, as millennials (plus only a v small smattering of tourists) line the restaurants, drinking beer served up by the beer girls from Myanmar and Chang, and chatting up a storm over BBQ. You fill a basket with skewers of every imaginable thing, from chicken feet to quail eggs, squid to sausages, and hand the basket to the BBQ guy who sends it to the kitchen to cook, and the meal is delivered to your table with rice and a fantastic dipping sauce.

We don’t have much of an agenda tonight so we wander the streets of Chinatown and beyond, eventually making it back to the area where Christmas is in full swing, and we arrive at the same stage we were at earlier to catch local renditions of Feliz Navidad and Santa Claus is Coming to Town. Is he? I wonder… We’ve been talking tonight of the monumental changes taking place in this country since the Regime was ousted only 3 years ago. It’s like a new lease on life for many of these young people here, and the significance that we’re on the street after 9pm watching a modern-clad local songstress belting out Western Christmas music is not lost on anyone in the massive crowd, myself included.

Next morning, we head out before dawn to Shwedagon Pagoda. This is the most sacred Buddhist site in all of Myanmar, and as such attracts devotees and tourists from across the globe. We arrive well before 6am, and while there are no tourists here at this dark hour, there are streams of worshippers at every possible corner of the place.

There are no words that can describe it here: the air smells of jasmine and incense and wood smoke. My ears are buzzing with the sounds of chanting and individual mantras, all in languages I cannot decipher, but that join together in a soundscape that melds with the nag champa. The rising sun turns the mesmerising 100 metre-tall gold leafed stupa first pink, then a vibrant, lustrous gold that seems to drink in the morning’s rays.

It’s said that 8 hairs of Gautama Buddha are encased in this stupa, archaeologists estimating that it was erected c. the 7th century, though legend says it was built 2000 years before that. And while I’m not a practising Buddhist, one cannot help but be drawn into the story and embraced by the surroundings here.

As we exit the temple, a market of sorts is set up, selling materials for prayer offerings and myriad other goods from refrigerator magnets to local handicrafts to idols. What gives me pause is the wicker cage full of songbirds that are on offer: you purchase one in order to set it free, symbolic of releasing one’s attachments and so forth. It hurts my head and heart to think about the contradictions. And my guide agrees with my disdain: they’ve found a way to usurp the teachings for their own profit. Prophets, they are not…and my skepticism of organised religion continues.

We continue on to brekkie, more wandering, a ride on the railway, the bus, and a local ferry across the Yangon River to Dalah, just to make sure we’ve hit all modes of transport here. We visit another pagoda and admire their reclining Buddha, its soles telling Gautama’s horoscope. And of course, lunch at the Rangoon Tea Shop, rounding out the musts for the visit here.

My impression? There’s not a lot to do in Yangon, but Shwedagon is literally awe-some. The food is excellent, and I note the Indian, Chinese and Western influences in nearly everything we’ve managed to inhale these past 24 hours. I find it amusing that at every meal so far I’ve been asked, you can eat spicy food? or told, very concerned, that’s spicy. Yes, I reply, donning my chopsticks and smiling.

Bonus: I’ve also managed to find custard apples, an Asian fruit I’ve only ever seen before in India. Now, onwards to the next (next) part of the journey that begins with an unexpected jolt.


Inle: They say what doesn’t kill you makes for a good story after-the-fact, right? Just so, because as I was worried about flying Myanmar National Airlines, I was not worried at all about the taxi I’d take from little Heho airport to Inle.

The air here is fresher than Yangon, and a smoky evening mist is settling. I get in the mini-van and we start driving down the steep 2-lane road that winds up and over the small mountains that surround Inle Lake. The views are stunning in the waning light. About 15 minutes in, my driver starts slowing down and veering towards the edge of the road. There’s a nice scenic overlook where others are stopped, so I think he’s slowing to give me a photo opp.

Problem is, he doesn’t stop.

Before I can figure out what just happened, we’ve crashed into the white and red safety pylon thing that separates us from the 100+ metre drop-off, which at this point is directly in front of the vehicle. The driver has either passed out or fallen asleep at the wheel, and the jolt wakes him enough to look back at me with these hauntingly glassy eyes (and for me to ask are you okay?). I think I’m in a bit of shock, because it takes a moment before I realise I must get out and get help. Immediately.

My mind is racing but I am not moving. I can’t even imagine what would have happened if we were going any faster. It’s almost sunset. I’m in Burma. The absolute only place I know I DO NOT WANT TO GO on this trip is a Burmese hospital. Will the post hold? I just read a book about the opium trade. I wonder if he’s on opium. Get. Out. Of. The. Van.

I drag myself out of my own head and get out of the vehicle.

The post is holding back the van; it’s bent over, and the vehicle does not look good: there is a massive dent in the front bumper in which the post is now embedded. Time feels somehow warped, slow but too fast, and as I put my hand out to flag down a passing taxi, he is already pulled over. He gets out, checks the car, checks the guy, points to his cab and says, Get in. Get in now.

It takes me a moment to remember to grab my bag from the back, but we get it loaded and there is a very nice and very concerned older Swiss couple in the back seat. Glad to be safe, we continue onward and the taxi driver calls the authorities.

Shaken, but not deterred, I profusely thank the driver and the lovely Swiss duo for rescuing me and getting me to my hotel in one piece. Still, part of my brain is also wondering what to do about the glassy-eyed driver.

The rest of the evening goes better: this hotel is lovely, and a hanging garden full of orchids and greenery lines the pathway to my room.

Armed only with a guidebook and a hotel reservation (and Burmese fisherman’s pants), I know how to say hello and thank you, and I’ve got no idea what to do first here, but this is my launch pad for the next few days as I explore the famed Inle Lake.

I silently wish my co-adventuring Calvin were here to continue the journey with me. I make a cup of tea and try to shake off the recent events and doubts.


Demain est un autre jour…the lake awaits.


Read more: [Part I] [Part II] [Part III] [Part V]

Balkan Doživljaj, final chapter: All roads lead to…Istanbul?

I’ve just spent 2-1/2 weeks travelling, bouncing between historic stone towns wrapped in ancient fortresses and a mesmerising display of what happens when nature gets to push its boundaries. I spent time in Croatia and Montenegro, and then a couple of drive-throughs of the Bosnia end of Bosnia and Herzegovina (passport stamped 2x, but it feels a little like cheating to “count” a country without really seeing it). Croatia, and to some extent Montenegro, draws cruise ships to its ports, but thankfully many of the wonders of both are too far inland or too small to be considered “worthwhile” destinations.

Worthwhile is in the eye of the beholder: I’ll always gravitate towards that which is lesser-known, farther-flung, not-as-trodden, ditto obscure; grateful for the opportunities that health and employment and relative freedom afford.


Before going home, I further bounced to a stopover in one of my favourite cities, Istanbul, where I set my sights on seeing things I hadn’t in my previous visits here. In all its own ways, this city mesmerises. On so many levels, it’s where East meets West and where secular meets orthodox. The Adhan, call to prayer, echoes in the streets at its regular cadence, the chants melding with the city’s din. In the market crowds, suited or Levi’s- and T-shirt-garbed urbanites jumble with burqa and niqab and headscarf-clad women to create a kaleidoscopic patchwork of cotton and silk and wool and skin.

It is an architecturally fabulous city, elaborate and historic mosques and the 5th-century Walls of Constantinople that surround the oldest parts of the city, juxtaposed against the gleaming downtown bridges and myriad shops…there’s a sweet shop on nearly every corner selling a regional favourite – Turkish Delight.

I spend my first afternoon reacquainting myself to this old town neighbourhood – Sultanahmet – known primarily for the Blue Mosque and its neighbour, the Ayasofya (or Hagia Sofia), an Orthodox cathedral-turned-mosque-turned-cultural museum. It’s the latter I’m intent on seeing this day. The mid-day tourist crush has diminished and I breeze in without much wait. It is immense, and an engineering wonder on its own…(the interior height of the dome is an astounding 55.6 metres high). (Re-)built as a cathedral in 537AD, it was considered a pinnacle in Byzantine architecture. Once the Ottoman Empire did its thing in the 1400’s, Ayasofya was converted into a mosque (in the process, the spectacular mosaics were plastered over). Today, the structure serves as a museum, and as such, we see a restoration of the old Orthodox tilework with Christian works contrasted against the elaborate mosque décor, including 8 massive calligraphic discs depicting the names of Allah, the Prophet Mohammed, and other related messengers and bigwigs (thus concludes my knowledge of the Islamic hierarchy). At present, the Turkish government is arming for a fight with the UNESCO folks, as Erdoğan is angling to turn the museum back into an active mosque.

Next morning, I hop a bus to get on a boat that takes me on a water tour from the Golden Horn (Istanbul’s old trading port and current and bustling waterfront) and into the Bosporus Strait, the waterway that serves to connect the Black Sea with the Aegean, and one of primary reasons Constantinople was a key trading post along the Silk Road. There are reminders of Istanbul’s place in history scattered throughout the city, like the Obelisk of Theodosius or a little stela, almost hidden between a tram stop and the crowded entrance to the Basilica Cistern, called the Milion Stone, marking the “zero point” to everywhere else that was important in the Byzantine era, with distances. Constantinople was the center of the modern world and this stone told you how far away the place you wanted to go was from the only place that mattered. It’s these little wonders that just add to the magic of this city.

Istanbul is the largest city that sits on the cusp of two continents, the Bosporus separating the European from the Asian side of the country. And from the water you can definitely see many of the historical influences in the variety of architectural styles. Grand mosques, old and new; modern industrial eyesores, marble palaces, red roofed stone houses built into the hillsides, pretty painted neighbourhoods that look like something from a travel magazine… And, to my delight, a castle! As we make our way down the Bosporus towards a stop on the Asian side, I see a massive fortress on the European side. The Rumeli Fortress, I learn, is one of several fortresses here. It’s not really surprising, knowing something of the history of the region, and these are now (all!) at the top on my list of what to see next time I return.

The Golden Horn is a natural harbour, and as we come into port, it warms my heart to see some of its resident dolphin population. This harbour was once bubbling with fish and these dolphins’ ancestors, but here, too, they’re sadly feeling the impact of overfishing and pollution.

We’re at port and I bid farewell to the hungover Finns I met onboard. My next stop is what’s becoming an annual pilgrimage to the Mısır Çarşısı, the old spice market, where I acquire enough Turkish Delight, cheese, olives and biber salçasi (a thick red pepper paste) to eat like a Turk for a while back home!

My remaining hours here fly by – I walk back towards my hotel along the water, watching the fishermen cast their lines in the channel where the Golden Horn meets the Bosporus. On the way, I wander through the lovely Gülhane Parkı and make it back to my neighbourhood. It’s all becoming more familiar to me; even the human traffic jam I encountered at the spice market seemed amusing, and I had a laugh at the situation with strangers in the crowd.

Dinner is at a cosy little place lit by hundreds of Turkish mosaic lamps, then I meander back to my B&B a bit slower than necessary. Early the next morning, I do a last wander around Sultanahmet before the crowds arrive. I patted some stray dogs, got adopted by a cat, had a fresh-pressed pomegranate juice and then brekkie in the lovely B&B courtyard before starting the journey back to the real world.

In a blink of an eye, I’m on a bus, reflecting on the string of encounters I’ve had in this strangely enchanting city. The bus is taking me back to the airport, and to the air ferry that will magic me over the continent of Europe and then over the sea that separates this continent from mine. Sitting next to me is a smiling woman from Kabul, here in Istanbul for a few days of shopping. Back home, she teaches Arabic. In broken English, hand gestures and Google translate, we shared a little bit about ourselves. Then she WhatsApp calls her teenage son in Kabul so he could meet me. The world is so much smaller than we are led to believe (and parents around the world will forever be embarrassing their teenagers, I think). People are people, regardless of their wrapping.


When I travel, I try to come home knowing more than I did and seeing something new or from a different perspective. Sometimes it makes me question the rat race, makes me more worried about the rabid consumerism that spreads like a virus, makes me want to work harder to find that balance between work and play, where play should win out but doesn’t always…

Until next time, Istanbul. I’m readying for the next adventure…


Read the whole Balkan Doživljaj story here: Part I: Arrival | Part II: Into the Mountains of Montenegro | Part III: Fleeing the Russians for the Countryside | Part IV: Nature, Fog, and Maybe Going to Hell | Part V: In Which I Split

Balkan Doživljaj Part III: Fleeing the Russians for the countryside

Part I: Arrival and a much-needed holiday | Part II: Into the Mountains

The guidebooks do not paint a welcoming picture of Budva (or they do, but perhaps I’m not their target audience): a seaside party town with an exploding club scene (or as explosive a scene as one finds in this part of the world), fuelled by a booming Russian tourist crowd. Welcome to the Daytona Beach of Montenegro. Knowing this, our plan is to find a hotel outside the general hubbub, take a stroll through the old town, and leave early enough in the morning to get into the countryside. This we do, and settle into our surprisingly posh and quite cosy little hotel (booked while we were still atop Petar’s mountain in Lovćen).

The old town is now a familiar formula, with its fortified walls and narrow alleyways. This one is equally charming, but not nearly as big as Kotor’s, nor as bustling as we’d expected. And then we venture down the boardwalk, or the assemblage of the Daytona-esque restaurants and shops that constitute their waterfront. It’s a string of big, over-lit, trying-too-hard-to-look-like-South-Beach seaside restaurant-bars advertising their drink specials, tho it’s the very end of the season and there are literally no customers. We walk by dozens of proprietors who are too done to even bother with their seasonal cat-calls (Where you from? Are you hungry? You look for best dinner? You like feesh?) or to look up from their smartphones to sneer at us as we walk by. The impression it leaves is that of a desperate has-been resort town, where you’d expect a neon sign to pop and fizzle out, or a dangling H from the ‘otel Budva sign to wobble, grab on to a disappearing iota of hope, and fall into the (coarse, cigarette butt-ridden) sand.


Curtain falls on Budva and we wake to have a weird and terrible breakfast at the Hotel Moskva across the street. Had our Russian been better, I think the service might have been too. Budva done and dusted, our next stop is Skadar Lake National Park, where we hope to take a boat ride around this bird sanctuary on the Albanian border.

We drive up another exquisite-yet-harrowing mountain road to the interior of the country and arrive in another end-of-season town where we find a guide ready to serve. Within 30 minutes, we’re on a boat heading into the national park. They’ve supplied us with enough crnogorske priganice (Montenegran fried dough with honey) and cheese (and juice and wine!) to serve a boatload, and it’s late in the season, so we have the entire boat to ourselves.

It’s a treat to be motored through the wetlands and out into the enormous lake. The only problem is that it seems to be late in the season for the birds as well, and we see only a smattering of waterfowl and cormorants. The ride is relaxing enough, but we’re eager to move now… and we’ve got our sights on northern canyons!

Montenegro’s interior is literally littered with mountains and valleys, canyons and rivers. We leave Virpazar and wend our way along what Lonely Planet has dubbed a “thrilling, spectacular stretch of road.”

Morača Canyon; you know, just another horrible roadside view!

Our route, from Podgorica northwards, takes us along the Morača Canyon, over mountains and eventually down an increasingly sketchy dirt road to arrive at a trailhead in the Mrtvica Canyon. We’re greeted by a random guide, waiting for his clients to return from their hike (umm, okay), and he points us the trail with a warning that the locals have not forgotten the war and (oh, by the way) we have Croatian plates on the car. Hike in peace…(and hope our stuff is there when we return)

It was actually the waning daylight that worried me more than his warning as we hiked into a hairy fairy forest so full of greens and blues that photos could not do it justice. The trail, fantastic; the light, not so much, and I was sad to cut this hike short, but relieved to be off the trail before sunset (and to find the car intact – that is not a travel story I wanted to tell).

Another late reservation thanks to international data roaming, and we were off to find a guesthouse in the hills of Kolasin, strategically chosen so we could hike Biogradska Gora in the morning.

The guesthouse owner points us in the direction of Restauran Vodenica, a local place famous for its regional specialties, so we try the kačamak, a potato and cheese dish (this region’s answer to mac and cheese), and cicvara, its partner-in-crime, a polenta and cheese indulgence. We top this off with a local red (pas mal) and wobble back to the guesthouse to crash.

Local specialities served with a pot of “sour milk” (handmade yogurt) on the side. This goes on top of the other stuff. Because, you know, one can never have enough dairy products in one dish. The knives are merely garnish…one barely needs teeth to eat this.

It’s on to Biogradska Gora, and the trail at least 2 locals have professed as the best in the park. I’ll wax poetic about pristine mountain trails, exquisite views and luscious canyon floors. But if I’m honest, the 14+ km slog up a gravel road to a lovely but not fantastic view was not my favourite of the trip thus far. The tea at a trailside farm, with local med (honey) to soothe a creeping cold, did help improve the mood tho.

After tea, we find the trail, finish the hike (shortcuts, yay!), and line up another last-minute guest house. It feels as if we’ve gone 412kms, tho the tally was more like 24, and the only thing I’m looking forward to at this moment in my existence is a hot shower and a comfortable bed in our next stop, a country chalet.

…At which point we reach the Tara Riverside. What they’ve failed to advertise is that the river is alongside the busy local road, and that the chalets are something more like IKEA kit cabins. Too shattered to protest (and, really, for 25€ a night, can one?), we partake in the folly and revel in a tepid shower (the intricate details of which I’ll spare: suffice to say it included a hand-held showerhead and no actual shower enclosure; oddly reminiscent of showering on a boat, or a weird roadside cabin in the middle of nowhere…). We indulge in the local fare for dinner, crash, and high-tail it to Tara Canyon in the morning, wending our way up the switchbacking, windy, foggy roads. Not the way I’d hoped to wake up on C’s birthday, but it is memorable if nothing else.

Next stop: Birthday adventures in Tara Canyon and Durmitor National Park.


Read the other Balkan Doživljaj installments: Part I | Part II